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About DrunkButterfly : My name is Emily. I got the name Drunk Butterfly from when I was watching butterflies fly around and told my dad I thought they looked drunk. Been using it ever since. :)
I don't comment alot but I love the comments more then the FMLs! I also love Liam Hemsworth ( omg pls marry me!! lol ) and my dog. I hate people who think there always right and rude judgmental people.
NoorFML she's awesome
Perdix is a legend, but everyone knows that.
ManInTheMachine he's very witty and smart. It seems like Docbastard copies him though. Hm.
Sunkissedluster she's dumb as a stump but funny as hell (sorry, dear)
I love messages so PM me if you wanna know more! Byeee!
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Today, I took my grandma to what I thought was a nice movie. An actor used the word "cunt", which prompted her to ask what that word meant in a loud "whisper". She followed up even more loudly with, "Does that mean pussy?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year asked me to move in with him. I would have been touched at this gesture, had he not asked in the form of a text message, saying: "Got kicked out. Wanna get a flat or something?" FML
Today, my roommate stumbled in drunk at 5am with 3 Big Macs, and passed out on the floor after eating them. This happens almost every night. I stay in, study, work, and go to the gym almost everyday. And she still has better grades, a better body, and makes more money than me. FML
Today, I found my dogs freezing outside. My neighbor was supposed to watch them while I was away, and on my way home I called to let her know she should let them have a quick walk. She thought I'd be home soon enough that she wouldn't have to let them back in. It was minus 10c out. FML
Today, I was at a party. Everyone was drunk, and I happened to overhear someone say, "Where's that guy in the black jacket? I'm going to beat his ass!" I wouldn't have thought anything of it, had I not been the only one wearing a black jacket. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML
Today, I woke up thinking my house was on fire because I could hear crackling flames downstairs. I panicked and tripped out of bed. It was the fireplace channel I left on last night so I could wake up to a Christmas ambiance. FML
Friday 27 March 2015