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DrummerWS

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DrummerWS

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 776
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DrummerWS : Hey I'm Andy, 22 from Glasgow Scotland. I play drums, get tattoos and do stuff

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Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

#18784375
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13830) - you deserved it (23971)

On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML

#18775724
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26141) - you deserved it (6762)

On 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

#18533505
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29154) - you deserved it (8901)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

#18087484
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32073) - you deserved it (7930)

On 10/27/2011 at 8:22am - intimacy - by ifeeldirty (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked out of my house wearing only boxers, only to be greeted by kids with paintball guns. FML

#17436127
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21909) - you deserved it (13495)

On 08/11/2011 at 12:53am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML

#16951238
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21396) - you deserved it (16216)

On 07/02/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32993) - you deserved it (14653)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while dog sitting, the dog peed on the carpet. There was a bottle of cleaning spray on the counter so I sprayed the spot. Turns out that spray was Clorox Bleach. Now their carpet is bright orange. FML

#15713068
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15749) - you deserved it (22835)

On 04/09/2011 at 7:00pm - animals - by Danielle - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I subbed for a first grade class. They were releasing butterflies. Butterflies scare me shitless. A bunch of 7 year-olds watched as I screamed hysterically when one landed on me. FML

#15661118
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19774) - you deserved it (32817)

On 04/06/2011 at 2:22am - animals - by mottephobe - United States (Utah)

Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML

#15102552
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11132) - you deserved it (31507)

On 02/24/2011 at 2:32pm - health - by Steve - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see if I'd notice. Thanks to him, I've been sending dirty texts to my boss. The worst part is my boss was responding back. FML

#15016068
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45871) - you deserved it (5363)

On 02/17/2011 at 1:37pm - intimacy - by fmylife117 - United States

Today, I finally moved all my boxes into my new apartment. I was settling in when my alarm clock that was stashed in one of the boxes began ringing. Two hours and several boxes later, I still can't find it. FML

#14249611
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21506) - you deserved it (5050)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, the girl that I fancy was sick and I offered to hug her, but she protested saying that she didn't want to get me sick. I told her, "If hugging you gets me sick, then I'll just have to deal with being sick." She gave me the biggest hug she could. I haven't stopped puking since. FML

#10812675
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12302) - you deserved it (52508)

On 05/28/2010 at 12:15am - love - by TheSickness (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML

#10707989
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17429) - you deserved it (25784)

On 05/23/2010 at 5:21am - misc - by Oops (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was skiing in Vermont for the third day straight. Since I was getting very little sleep, on the top of the chairlift I let out a huge yawn, pulling a muscle in my face. As I slid down the ramp, everyone saw me thrashing my head around and making funny, painful faces as I fell down. FML

#8292410
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18247) - you deserved it (4226)

On 02/15/2010 at 8:35am - misc - by Floof (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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