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DrummerWS

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 2070
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DrummerWS : Hey I'm Wes, 23 from Glasgow Scotland. I play drums, listen to music all the time and ride my bike. sometimes I do all 3 at once...

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Visits<b>FitFriday</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 1:21pm<b>redlight98</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 7:20pm<b>rgnrk</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 12:33am<b>ilovemonkeybutts</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 12:22am<b>DejaRenee</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 11:04pm<b>juststephhere</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 5:50pm<b>PaigeLeeAnn11</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 5:50pm<b>purplehair</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 1:22pm<b>frostedfoster</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 4:25am<b>Nevracceptdefeat</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 8:41pm<b>SquidgyOmAm</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 10:55pm<b>sam882</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 11:10am<b>tylercarolinex</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 2:00am<b>Ed1998</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 2:41am<b>AraSmith</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 6:34pm<b>LyonDetreny</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 4:52pm<b>lovebugs7204</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 3:20pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 3:43pm

Fucked!<b>FitFriday</b> - yesterday at 7:21pm<b>purplehair</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 7:22pm<b>sam882</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 1:08am<b>ktpnothappening</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 10:39pm<b>madi113</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 4:38am<b>delilablue95</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 4:16am<b>flyingmind</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 1:19am<b>melisssa87</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 8:36pm<b>FiFiLovee</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 2:25am<b>Jamilal16</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 1:37pm<b>RachelRHCP</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 10:25pm<b>LethalSeamonkey</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 9:20am<b>phantomofmind</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 3:08am<b>Prerogative</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 8:18am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 10:43pm<b>MrsHaxxo</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 2:00pm<b>sofaqueen_</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 3:02am<b>majesticprincess</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 5:53pm

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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DrummerWS's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that I am so sexually deprived that I get aroused when plugging my headphones into my computer. FML

#19268925
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23621) - you deserved it (7990)

On 03/13/2012 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Wow (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML

#19253868
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10155) - you deserved it (149696)

On 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm - misc - by Major3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my son asked me for advice over his girlfriend not "respecting" his pathetic need for near-constant sex. I got so bored listening to the misogynistic horse-shit spewing out of his mouth that I totally zoned out. I came to as he started hurling abuse at me for not siding with him. FML

#19222051
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28698) - you deserved it (9476)

On 03/05/2012 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by Alfie4 (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

#18784375
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14312) - you deserved it (24632)

On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML

#18775724
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27725) - you deserved it (6972)

On 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

#18533505
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31544) - you deserved it (9257)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

#18087484
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34700) - you deserved it (8304)

On 10/27/2011 at 8:22am - intimacy - by ifeeldirty (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked out of my house wearing only boxers, only to be greeted by kids with paintball guns. FML

#17436127
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22186) - you deserved it (13594)

On 08/11/2011 at 12:53am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML

#16951238
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22475) - you deserved it (16658)

On 07/02/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33845) - you deserved it (14913)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while dog sitting, the dog peed on the carpet. There was a bottle of cleaning spray on the counter so I sprayed the spot. Turns out that spray was Clorox Bleach. Now their carpet is bright orange. FML

#15713068
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16922) - you deserved it (24826)

On 04/09/2011 at 7:00pm - animals - by Danielle - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I subbed for a first grade class. They were releasing butterflies. Butterflies scare me shitless. A bunch of 7 year-olds watched as I screamed hysterically when one landed on me. FML

#15661118
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21356) - you deserved it (34691)

On 04/06/2011 at 2:22am - animals - by mottephobe - United States (Utah)

Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML

#15102552
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12318) - you deserved it (33625)

On 02/24/2011 at 2:32pm - health - by Steve - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see if I'd notice. Thanks to him, I've been sending dirty texts to my boss. The worst part is my boss was responding back. FML

#15016068
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48607) - you deserved it (5682)

On 02/17/2011 at 1:37pm - intimacy - by fmylife117 - United States

Today, I finally moved all my boxes into my new apartment. I was settling in when my alarm clock that was stashed in one of the boxes began ringing. Two hours and several boxes later, I still can't find it. FML

#14249611
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23948) - you deserved it (5360)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)



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