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DrummerWS
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  • Number of visits : 1198
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DrummerWS : Hey I'm Andy, 22 from Glasgow Scotland. I play drums, get tattoos and go runs on my bike.

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Today, I tried to convince my daughter that the "To boldly go where no man has gone before" speech is from Star Trek, and is not an actual historical speech by the first man on the moon. She has decided to include it in her university essay on Neil Armstrong anyway. FML

Today, I realized that I am so sexually deprived that I get aroused when plugging my headphones into my computer. FML

#19268925
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23422) - you deserved it (7966)

On 03/13/2012 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Wow (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML

#19253868
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10050) - you deserved it (146401)

On 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm - misc - by Major3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my son asked me for advice over his girlfriend not "respecting" his pathetic need for near-constant sex. I got so bored listening to the misogynistic horse-shit spewing out of his mouth that I totally zoned out. I came to as he started hurling abuse at me for not siding with him. FML

#19222051
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27903) - you deserved it (9350)

On 03/05/2012 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by Alfie4 (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

#18784375
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14230) - you deserved it (24509)

On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML

#18775724
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26665) - you deserved it (6818)

On 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

#18533505
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29256) - you deserved it (8916)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

#18087484
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32237) - you deserved it (7957)

On 10/27/2011 at 8:22am - intimacy - by ifeeldirty (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked out of my house wearing only boxers, only to be greeted by kids with paintball guns. FML

#17436127
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21988) - you deserved it (13540)

On 08/11/2011 at 12:53am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML

#16951238
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21533) - you deserved it (16259)

On 07/02/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33625) - you deserved it (14861)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while dog sitting, the dog peed on the carpet. There was a bottle of cleaning spray on the counter so I sprayed the spot. Turns out that spray was Clorox Bleach. Now their carpet is bright orange. FML

#15713068
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15800) - you deserved it (22926)

On 04/09/2011 at 7:00pm - animals - by Danielle - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I subbed for a first grade class. They were releasing butterflies. Butterflies scare me shitless. A bunch of 7 year-olds watched as I screamed hysterically when one landed on me. FML

#15661118
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19842) - you deserved it (32884)

On 04/06/2011 at 2:22am - animals - by mottephobe - United States (Utah)

Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML

#15102552
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11190) - you deserved it (31603)

On 02/24/2011 at 2:32pm - health - by Steve - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see if I'd notice. Thanks to him, I've been sending dirty texts to my boss. The worst part is my boss was responding back. FML

#15016068
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46040) - you deserved it (5376)

On 02/17/2011 at 1:37pm - intimacy - by fmylife117 - United States



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