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Today, a man with a face like a corpse's shoe started talking to me in the long queue at the Post Office. Apparently, his mother invented the banana, and he's first in line for the throne in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML
by Anonymous / 08/17/2011 at 12:48am / United States / Miscellaneous
by whyme102008 / 07/13/2011 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by crudofalife / 07/04/2011 at 5:42am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Mel / 05/07/2011 at 6:27pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML
by Anonymous / 03/03/2011 at 6:22am / United States (California) / Work
by Someone / 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML
by Anonymous / 01/16/2011 at 12:11am / United States (Minnesota) / Health
- Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first… Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are… Today, my boyfriend and I went to one of the United States Mints since he enjoys coins. He looked…