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DropDead77

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DropDead77

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  • Birth Date : Monday 25 May 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2159
  • Number of comments : 225
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML

#20108628
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18326) - you deserved it (2687)

On 10/09/2012 at 1:39am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, I found out that the car I got a great deal on a few days ago, needs a new transmission. I'm now the proud owner of a very large and very expensive paperweight. FML

#20066208
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16528) - you deserved it (5759)

On 09/10/2012 at 12:48pm - money - by BuspassBob - United States

Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML

#19763325
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51043) - you deserved it (3229)

On 06/10/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by Anon - United States

Today, I cut my finger with a plastic knife while demonstrating that you can't cut yourself with a plastic knife. FML

#18951415
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10667) - you deserved it (42621)

On 01/30/2012 at 10:27am - health - by cbad (woman) - United States

Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML

#18553074
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30952) - you deserved it (2436)

On 12/19/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by stinkyhair (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23671) - you deserved it (15442)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, a neo-Nazi stopped me and commented on my blue eyes and blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", and should follow him and other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, and other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around my neck. FML

#18067303
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43716) - you deserved it (3333)

On 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by KaySchrages92 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I tried to hint to my husband that we needed a new washing machine. I mentioned that we got our current one way back on our wedding day. He replied, "Yeah, and I got you too." FML

#17999890
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25099) - you deserved it (7171) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/16/2011 at 5:08pm - love - by poluxe - France

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

#17985302
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30523) - you deserved it (5183) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML

#17931369
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25123) - you deserved it (3245)

On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

#17859546
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30358) - you deserved it (11348)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm - love - by danthecomplicate - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML

#17854622
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31143) - you deserved it (5636)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

#17742835
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31658) - you deserved it (5184)

On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

#17727112
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28831) - you deserved it (12066)

On 09/12/2011 at 9:52am - animals - by squeak (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my grandmother refused to wear clothes. FML

#17633195
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29509) - you deserved it (2344)

On 09/01/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by bob - United States



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