About Driscolls : Je n'adore pas ma vie; je déteste beaucoup!!! Aussi, je ne parles pas français en réalité, je suis américain....
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Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML
by poo_shoe123 / 03/31/2009 at 4:47pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by lucky / 03/30/2009 at 8:39pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by VampiresSayRawr / 03/27/2009 at 11:16pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said "Well, you could always ask me." I then said "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was "Nope...now that's 8!" FML
by rejected / 03/27/2009 at 8:38pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
by w00tz / 03/27/2009 at 1:12am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, my parents were helping me construct my bed. We ended up not having enough screws to properly secure the frame. My dad mentioned that it might cause problems if I got a girl into my bed. My mom said, "Don't worry about it, we all know that's not going to happen." FML
by ThanksMom / 03/26/2009 at 2:17pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, I gave a campus tour to a group of high school seniors. As I was showing off the dorms, one student asks, "Are these beds sturdy enough for threesomes?" Before I could respond, another kid shouts, "How would he know, I bet the only action he gets in bed is from his left hand." She's correct. FML
by Anonymous / 03/23/2009 at 2:52pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Cindy / 03/20/2009 at 4:09pm / United States (Oregon) / Love
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
by frame / 03/20/2009 at 11:08am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Animals
Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML
by Recon / 03/17/2009 at 8:16am / Switzerland (Basel-Stadt) / Money
by Noname / 03/12/2009 at 8:38pm / United States (New York) / Money
Today, I was walking from my office to the place i had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. As I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML
by Chops / 03/09/2009 at 2:35am / United States (California) / Transportation
by Cody / 03/07/2009 at 1:15pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was babysitting this one year old. She just learned how to say yes so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said "yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty... she looked at me and said "NO." FML
by hi / 03/01/2009 at 3:29pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Nic / 02/23/2009 at 10:32am / United States (Virginia) / Work
- Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he… Today, I’m in China for work. All my work is stored in my Google Drive, directly via the internet.…