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by Anonymous / 12/14/2010 at 6:24pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML
by Anonymous / 11/14/2010 at 4:42am / United States (California) / Animals
by feartheend511 / 08/19/2010 at 11:48am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML
by betrayed / 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by lonely / 07/15/2010 at 1:19am / United States (California) / Love
by Superficial / 12/09/2009 at 5:19pm / United States (West Virginia) / Love
Today, for my birthday, my mom presented me with a $4,000 check to pay for my braces. I've been very self-conscious about my teeth for years. Everyone applauded and told me how happy they were for me. Later, my mom asked me for the check back. Apparently it was just meant to make her look good. FML
by crookedteeth / 08/27/2009 at 1:23pm / United States (Oregon) / Money
by ostfae / 08/21/2009 at 4:13pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML
by gtrs750 / 08/09/2009 at 9:48am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Love
by redbluegreen / 08/09/2009 at 5:26am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/06/2009 at 7:11am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML
by sadinseattle / 07/22/2009 at 1:13pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by kewlio45 / 07/01/2009 at 2:33am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML
by NoBalls / 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
by Anonymous / 06/08/2009 at 6:41am / Singapore / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…