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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 January 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 465
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Driscolls : Je n'adore pas ma vie; je déteste beaucoup!!! Aussi, je ne parles pas français en réalité, je suis américain....

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Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

#18877531
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29522) - you deserved it (7033)

On 01/22/2012 at 3:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, Dell's tech support called to tell me that the laptop I sent to them was going to cost an extra $300 to fix, because of the shattered screen. When I mailed my laptop to them, the touchpad wasn't working. The screen was fine. FML

#18785645
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31126) - you deserved it (2515)

On 01/12/2012 at 3:06pm - money - by meggs2209 - United States

Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML

#17526799
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30306) - you deserved it (4638)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I met my new roommate. She severely struggled with pronouncing my name, and decided that to save time and the effort, she's just going to call me what she thinks my name sounds like: Lube. FML

#17379183
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22869) - you deserved it (2814)

On 08/05/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML

#17371338
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39078) - you deserved it (7257)

On 08/04/2011 at 9:47pm - animals - by dukebluedevils13 - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

#17194109
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47969) - you deserved it (7805)

On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML

#16527718
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42132) - you deserved it (14162)

On 06/06/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by Jake Whitte - United States (Indiana)

Today, I updated my facebook status as "lost all contacts, need numbers". My mom commented saying "her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends". Her comment got 32 likes. FML

#16216405
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44140) - you deserved it (7873)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Username -

Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML

#15991083
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31308) - you deserved it (20821)

On 04/30/2011 at 1:50pm - health - by Laci (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML

#15820031
732 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48718) - you deserved it (6985)

On 04/17/2011 at 10:29am - health - by bumpyroad - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36629) - you deserved it (31266)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I got a call from the office telling me I was fired. When I asked why, my boss explained my mother called and told him I was in a "weak mental state." She thought she was helping me get off for my birthday. Now I have no job. FML

#15350541
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35115) - you deserved it (2982)

On 03/17/2011 at 10:43am - work - by jezebel (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, due to my lagging browser, I accidentally "liked" a status my friend made about the deterioration of her relationship. Then, the computer froze, making it impossible to "unlike" it immediately. My friend won't accept that it was a mistake. FML

#15206605
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24695) - you deserved it (5141)

On 03/05/2011 at 1:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the vending machine, put in a dollar, and reached down to grab my snack. The slot door wouldn't open, so I pushed it harder. I got my hand in, but the door got stuck again, this time with my hand inside. I tried to push with my other hand. It got stuck too. FML

#15006025
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24583) - you deserved it (8820)

On 02/16/2011 at 6:58pm - misc - by CandyMachine (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

#14515582
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34703) - you deserved it (6862)

On 01/09/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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