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by Anonymous / 01/22/2012 at 3:25am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, Dell's tech support called to tell me that the laptop I sent to them was going to cost an extra $300 to fix, because of the shattered screen. When I mailed my laptop to them, the touchpad wasn't working. The screen was fine. FML
by meggs2209 / 01/12/2012 at 3:06pm / United States / Money
Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML
by Anonymous / 08/20/2011 at 3:42am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/05/2011 at 4:25pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by dukebluedevils13 / 08/04/2011 at 9:47pm / United States (Colorado) / Animals
by Username / 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm / United States / Love
by Jake Whitte / 06/06/2011 at 9:50am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 05/17/2011 at 12:05am / Miscellaneous
Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML
by Laci / 04/30/2011 at 1:50pm / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by bumpyroad / 04/17/2011 at 10:29am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
Today, I got a call from the office telling me I was fired. When I asked why, my boss explained my mother called and told him I was in a "weak mental state." She thought she was helping me get off for my birthday. Now I have no job. FML
by jezebel / 03/17/2011 at 10:43am / United States (New Jersey) / Work
Today, due to my lagging browser, I accidentally "liked" a status my friend made about the deterioration of her relationship. Then, the computer froze, making it impossible to "unlike" it immediately. My friend won't accept that it was a mistake. FML
by Anonymous / 03/05/2011 at 1:20pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the vending machine, put in a dollar, and reached down to grab my snack. The slot door wouldn't open, so I pushed it harder. I got my hand in, but the door got stuck again, this time with my hand inside. I tried to push with my other hand. It got stuck too. FML
by CandyMachine / 02/16/2011 at 6:58pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/09/2011 at 12:26am / United States / Health
- Today, while walking in the city with my little sister, she let go of my hand. Not wanting to lose… Today, My family and I were in New Orleans. We passed by all of the naughty peep shows with posters… Today, I was blessed with a girlfriend who loves giving blowjobs. And cursed with a girlfriend who…