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Today, while visiting my widowed great aunt, she took out her wedding rings and talked about the love she and my uncle had. Smiling, I told her that one day I hope to have as happy a marriage as theirs. Her response? "Knowing you, I wouldn't count on it." My mother sat there agreeing. FML
by Stupendous_ / 12/03/2012 at 2:17am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom hung her new "Christmas Clock" on the wall. It plays a different Christmas carol every hour, on the hour. It's only December 2nd and I'm already starting to understand why suicide rates sky rocket this time of year. FML
by Anonymous / 12/02/2012 at 11:06pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by disembob / 12/02/2012 at 9:26pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by Ashley / 12/02/2012 at 5:16am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my guy friend kept complaining that no one had asked him to the dance, so he probably wasn't going to go. I suggested that we go together. He laughed until his face was bright red and said, "I don't think I'll ever get that desperate." FML
by Anna / 12/02/2012 at 3:03am / United States (Washington) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/26/2012 at 12:45am / United States / Intimacy
by nonbelieber / 11/25/2012 at 7:55pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, at work, I took an order from a stuck-up sounding lady over the phone. She said her last name was "duckling, but with an F". Bemused, I wrote her name on the order. When she arrived to pick it up later, she told me she'd said "s", not "f". FML
by Anonymous / 11/24/2012 at 7:25pm / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Work
Today, I told my boss that I quit, and handed in my two week's notice. A couple of hours later, I found my letter of resignation had been photocopied and copies hung all around the office with "Best day ever" written on the bottom. FML
by sad face / 11/24/2012 at 6:54am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by whatever / 11/24/2012 at 2:02am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by john r.t. / 11/09/2012 at 7:30pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, I learned that just because the actual part of the pan that does touch the stove isn't hot doesn't mean that the handle won't give you third degree burns, a broken nose from passing out from the pain, and an expensive trip to the emergency room. FML
by Anonymous / 08/25/2012 at 9:15am / United States / Health
by Sarah / 08/17/2012 at 3:45am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Jeff make / 04/01/2012 at 10:03am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…