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Today, while visiting my widowed great aunt, she took out her wedding rings and talked about the love she and my uncle had. Smiling, I told her that one day I hope to have as happy a marriage as theirs. Her response? "Knowing you, I wouldn't count on it." My mother sat there agreeing. FML
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On 12/03/2012 at 2:17am - misc - by Stupendous_ - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my mom hung her new "Christmas Clock" on the wall. It plays a different Christmas carol every hour, on the hour. It's only December 2nd and I'm already starting to understand why suicide rates sky rocket this time of year. FML
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On 12/02/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML
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On 12/02/2012 at 9:26pm - misc - by disembob - United Kingdom
Today, my friend spilt orange juice all over my iPad. She then went ahead to clean it off by rinsing it with water. FML
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On 12/02/2012 at 5:16am - misc - by Ashley - United States (California)
Today, my guy friend kept complaining that no one had asked him to the dance, so he probably wasn't going to go. I suggested that we go together. He laughed until his face was bright red and said, "I don't think I'll ever get that desperate." FML
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On 12/02/2012 at 3:03am - love - by Anna - United States (Washington)
Today, it's our third anniversary. After a candlelit dinner and a midnight boat ride, my wife turned down sex, because "it's too cliché." FML
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On 11/26/2012 at 12:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, my girlfriend started bawling, saying that our relationship wouldn't work. Why? Because if Justin and Selena can't do it, no one can. FML
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On 11/25/2012 at 7:55pm - love - by nonbelieber (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, at work, I took an order from a stuck-up sounding lady over the phone. She said her last name was "duckling, but with an F". Bemused, I wrote her name on the order. When she arrived to pick it up later, she told me she'd said "s", not "f". FML
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On 11/24/2012 at 7:25pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)
Today, I told my boss that I quit, and handed in my two week's notice. A couple of hours later, I found my letter of resignation had been photocopied and copies hung all around the office with "Best day ever" written on the bottom. FML
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On 11/24/2012 at 6:54am - work - by sad face - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my long distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be expecting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
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On 11/24/2012 at 2:02am - love - by whatever (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
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On 11/09/2012 at 7:30pm - kids - by john r.t. (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML
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On 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, I learned that just because the actual part of the pan that does touch the stove isn't hot doesn't mean that the handle won't give you third degree burns, a broken nose from passing out from the pain, and an expensive trip to the emergency room. FML
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On 08/25/2012 at 9:15am - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
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On 08/17/2012 at 3:45am - misc - by Sarah - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
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On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)
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