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About Drifting : I'm easy going, good at listening, enjoy a good conversation and never give up with out a fight. I basically use FML just for the pure enjoyment of reading everyone else's misfortunes lol msg me if you want to chat.

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Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML


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