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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1296
  • Number of comments : 147
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Drifting : I'm easy going, good at listening, enjoy a good conversation and never give up with out a fight. I basically use FML just for the pure enjoyment of reading everyone else's misfortunes lol msg me if you want to chat.

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Drifting's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML

by Samprib / 06/01/2013 at 1:09am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy