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Drgn_Tamr

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 699
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Drgn_Tamr : Well... I'm one of those guys who's incredibly nice, kind, good looking, and loving... But I fail considering all the chicks at my school go for hotter guys... Ah well

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Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

#278783
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52305) - you deserved it (98046)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I decided to call my wife while she was having a private lunch with my parents. I began to tell her all the nasty things I was going to do to her in bed. Halfway through my fantasy, she giggled and told me that she was going to take me off speakerphone. FML

#273030
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29967) - you deserved it (65452)

On 03/11/2009 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by SoggyPancakes (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I flew into New Zealand to surprise my girlfriend on her trip. In the New Zealand Airport I received a text message saying she wanted to break up with me. I live in Michigan and just spent $1,500 for this romantic surprise. FML

#153783
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86203) - you deserved it (6496)

On 02/27/2009 at 4:19pm - love - by uthinkucandraw (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him when my psycho ex-girlfriend texted me his photo. She'd kidnapped him. After driving over there, she shot paintballs at my car. Now I have no dog and a colorful car. FML

#128340
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95587) - you deserved it (6694)

On 02/24/2009 at 10:21pm - animals - by sammatthews2007 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I told the guy I have feelings for that I'm interested in, and asked him how he feels about it. He responded via text, saying, "I feel fairly neutral about that." FML

#26983
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28311) - you deserved it (3622)

On 02/11/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by iwantpizza69 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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