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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 June 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1314
  • Number of comments : 149
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my dad asked me if I could convince my mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, my mother heard and yelled from the other room, "I like my furball." FML

#9041294
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32478) - you deserved it (2333)

On 03/13/2010 at 5:35am - intimacy - by Grossed Out - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I discovered my step mom had thrown out my baby blanket because it was an "eyesore". It was an heirloom from my birth mother and the only thing I have left from her. FML

#9024995
371 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49290) - you deserved it (2038)

On 03/12/2010 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

#8938821
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21031) - you deserved it (20217)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I showed my fiancé the darling Tinkerbell hoodie I'd bought myself during the weekend. Instead of liking it as I'd hoped, he told me my childish wardrobe was embarrassing, and he wasn't going to be seen in public with me until I wore something different. FML

#8922378
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10479) - you deserved it (46680)

On 03/08/2010 at 4:35pm - love - by Crystal (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML

#8892224
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26119) - you deserved it (2969)

On 03/07/2010 at 12:41pm - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told my mom I was 3 months pregnant, expecting her to be happy. Instead, she screamed that I was no longer her daughter and she never wanted to see me again before throwing me out of her house, because I got pregnant out of wedlock. Nice math mom. I've been married for 5 months. FML

#8887792
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36087) - you deserved it (2350)

On 03/07/2010 at 5:27am - misc - by notamathematician (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I visited my friend in a nasty part of town. When I saw the shattered window of the car next to me, and the missing stereo, I moved my car to a safer location. Luckily, though, I have a common car, so the thieves were able to jimmy the lock and steal my stereo without making any noise. FML

#8712450
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20200) - you deserved it (2674)

On 02/28/2010 at 5:51am - money - by unsurprised (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, the soon-to-be father of my baby told me he thinks I'm an extremly selfish person, and that I do not love him. His reasoning? I haven't given him a backrub in 2 weeks, sleep too much and have a hormonal problem. Once again, I AM PREGNANT! FML

#8684700
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30842) - you deserved it (5177)

On 02/27/2010 at 8:17am - health - by ksztte (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was working as a cashier at a restaurant. When I receive $50 and $100 bills I am required to have a manager check to make sure they are not counterfeit. Every manager I found yelled at me to find another manager because they were busy. Frustrated, I just accepted the bill. It was fake. FML

#8643590
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31165) - you deserved it (5734)

On 02/25/2010 at 5:29pm - work - by hatemyjob (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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