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DreamerofWorlds
  • Town/Country : Santa Cruz, California
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 June 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 931
  • Number of comments : 149
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my dad asked me if I could convince my mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, my mother heard and yelled from the other room, "I like my furball." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24038) - you deserved it (1518)

On 03/13/2010 at 5:35am - intimacy - by Grossed Out - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I discovered my step mom had thrown out my baby blanket because it was an "eyesore". It was an heirloom from my birth mother and the only thing I have left from her. FML

#9024995 (397)

I agree, your life sucks (37427) - you deserved it (1280)

On 03/12/2010 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

#8938821 (196)

I agree, your life sucks (15364) - you deserved it (14942)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I showed my fiancé the darling Tinkerbell hoodie I'd bought myself during the weekend. Instead of liking it as I'd hoped, he told me my childish wardrobe was embarrassing, and he wasn't going to be seen in public with me until I wore something different. FML

#8922378 (397)

I agree, your life sucks (6885) - you deserved it (32032)

On 03/08/2010 at 4:35pm - love - by Crystal (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML

#8892224 (191)

I agree, your life sucks (18366) - you deserved it (1922)

On 03/07/2010 at 12:41pm - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told my mom I was 3 months pregnant, expecting her to be happy. Instead, she screamed that I was no longer her daughter and she never wanted to see me again before throwing me out of her house, because I got pregnant out of wedlock. Nice math mom. I've been married for 5 months. FML

#8887792 (215)

I agree, your life sucks (27357) - you deserved it (1495)

On 03/07/2010 at 5:27am - misc - by notamathematician (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I walked into Mcdonalds to get a meal. I saw the donation box and felt generous so put some money in. Instead of putting a $5 note I put a $100 note. I asked if they could open it to get it back. They didn't have a key. FML

#8854004 (203)

I agree, your life sucks (6779) - you deserved it (19407)

On 03/05/2010 at 8:55pm - money - by Aboriginal (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I visited my friend in a nasty part of town. When I saw the shattered window of the car next to me, and the missing stereo, I moved my car to a safer location. Luckily, though, I have a common car, so the thieves were able to jimmy the lock and steal my stereo without making any noise. FML

#8712450 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (13600) - you deserved it (1708)

On 02/28/2010 at 5:51am - money - by unsurprised (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my soon to be father of our baby told me he thinks i'm an extremly selfish person and that I do not love him. His reasoning? I havent given him a backrub in 2 weeks, sleep too much and have a hormone problem. Once again, I AM PREGNANT! FML

#8684700 (275)

I agree, your life sucks (22093) - you deserved it (3506)

On 02/27/2010 at 8:17am - health - by ksztte (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was working as a cashier at a restaurant. When I receive $50 and $100 bills I am required to have a manager check to make sure they are not counterfeit. Every manager I found yelled at me to find another manager because they were busy. Frustrated, I just accepted the bill. It was fake. FML

#8643590 (152)

I agree, your life sucks (22427) - you deserved it (3872)

On 02/25/2010 at 5:29pm - work - by hatemyjob (woman) - United States (Maryland)