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Dracoboxer357
  • Town/Country : Winnipeg, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 December 1979 (33 years)
  • Number of visits : 4647
  • Number of comments : 1463
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Dracoboxer357 : Hiya.
Just looking for grins and giggles. If you feel the urge to email me, go ahead. While I will read them and respond, I may take a while to write back. Sorry!
Happily married, father of two wonderful boys with a third one on the way, (indecent) sense of humour, movie nut, fitness nut, chess player, power engineer, millwright, ex-boxer and current martial artist.
Don't take anything I say too seriously, I mostly don't care enough to actually piss anyone off.
I like all the regular commentators here. :)
Dracoboxer357@hotmail.com

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Today, while working the register, a known mentally-unstable man approached me. He ended up telling me that the Statue of Liberty is sexist and a screw-up by Washington. When I told him that the French made it, he told me to shut up and complained to my manager. He knows me by name now. FML

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On 06/14/2013 at 1:57am - work - by fubuggie (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML

#20721311
163 comments

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On 06/12/2013 at 10:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

#20705129
138 comments

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On 06/04/2013 at 8:15am - misc - by tinypenis - United States (New York)

Today, at karate, my sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML

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135 comments

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On 06/01/2013 at 12:31am - health - by Mayyouneverfindpleasureinavagina (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I regretfully confessed to my parents I have trichotillomania. There was a torturous pause, followed by the question, "Are you gay?" FML

#20575858
186 comments

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On 04/05/2013 at 7:23am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my wife is pregnant and sick. She switches from sobbing she's sorry for that, to blaming me for "doing this to me." On top of that, I have half her symptoms now: throwing up and crying for no reason. This will be a long 9 months. FML

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147 comments

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On 01/05/2013 at 11:00am - health - by Dracoboxer357 - Canada

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Today, while talking to one of my parents' friends, we discovered that the house he grew up in is the same house my boyfriend now lives in. When he recalled that he lost his first tooth there, the only response I could come up with was, "Oh my gosh, I lost my virginity there!" FML

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95 comments

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On 01/03/2013 at 5:34am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to give my boyfriend an enema. FML

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166 comments

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On 08/24/2012 at 1:21am - health - by coop7291 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML

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67 comments

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On 08/12/2012 at 5:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my husband and I went to the store. Because we have no car, we had to walk four miles in the 115 fahrenheit weather. It didn't click until we were standing outside the door with a metric shit-tonne of ice-cream, that we'd have to tear ass back home to keep it all from melting. FML

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120 comments

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On 07/01/2012 at 1:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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