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Dracoboxer357

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6444
  • Number of comments : 1667
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Dracoboxer357 : Hiya.
While I haven't commented in a while, I still glance through here daily. I seem to have lost some of that "urge to splurge" my thoughts and opinions lately... :p
Just looking for grins and giggles. If you feel the urge to message me, go ahead. I will read them and respond to most anything asked or shared, but if you Must be an asshole, don't be surprised if replying doesn't become my top priority. Sorry! :)
(Indecent) sense of humour, movie nut, fitness & health nut, chess player, power engineer, millwright, ex-boxer and current ninjutsu practitioner.
Don't take anything I say too seriously, I mostly don't care enough to actually piss anyone off.
I like all the regular commentators here. :)

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Dracoboxer357's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on the internet playing a game. I have a speech impediment, and the guy running it told me to get off his server for making fun of disabled people. FML

#21199175
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45745) - you deserved it (3785)

On 07/05/2014 at 1:37am - misc - by Wow (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. She was on top, and then stopped, got off, and said, "Let's go get ice cream." I think this was her way of telling me I suck at sex. FML

#21199096
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47030) - you deserved it (9174)

On 07/05/2014 at 12:26am - intimacy - by bad in the sack - United States

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML

#21112870
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56122) - you deserved it (7060)

On 04/14/2014 at 4:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, while I thought I'd never had an orgasm, my doctor informed me that I'm actually having orgasms almost every time I have sex. They just feel like utterly frustrating, slightly painful, unpleasurable and completely unsatisfying muscle contractions. FML

Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

#20974953
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25068) - you deserved it (37494)

On 11/29/2013 at 4:49pm - love - by holy sleet (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I'm severely sunburned and can barely walk properly. My boyfriend keeps telling his friends that it's because of "how hard he gave it to me last night". FML

#20936372
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52287) - you deserved it (9203)

On 10/28/2013 at 12:51am - intimacy - by snowwhite (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving the testicles of her boyfriend, who had apparently snuck in through her window. FML

#20888905
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53146) - you deserved it (5381)

On 09/20/2013 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by disappointed (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I thought that an ingenious way to protest against high tuition prices would be to steal a box of soymilk from my university dining hall. The box exploded in my backpack. Not only did I lose all my soymilk, I now have replace my $120 calculator. FML

#20886247
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14729) - you deserved it (60985)

On 09/18/2013 at 4:46am - money - by Stupid (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my wife is pregnant and sick. She switches from sobbing she's sorry for that, to blaming me for "doing this to me." On top of that, I have half her symptoms now: throwing up and crying for no reason. This will be a long 9 months. FML

#20443596
151 comments

Today, while talking to one of my parents' friends, we discovered that the house he grew up in is the same house my boyfriend now lives in. When he recalled that he lost his first tooth there, the only response I could come up with was, "Oh my gosh, I lost my virginity there!" FML

#20440379
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11552) - you deserved it (40727)

On 01/03/2013 at 5:34am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to give my boyfriend an enema. FML

#20038693
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18282) - you deserved it (2433)

On 08/24/2012 at 1:21am - health - by coop7291 - United States

Today, my husband and I went to the store. Because we have no car, we had to walk four miles in the 115 fahrenheit weather. It didn't click until we were standing outside the door with a metric shit-tonne of ice-cream, that we'd have to tear ass back home to keep it all from melting. FML

#19876028
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6398) - you deserved it (25049)

On 07/01/2012 at 1:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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