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Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML


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On 10/14/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I was caught and fined for picking a lock. I have OCD. I was picking the padlock on a toilet paper holder in a public toilet because the roll was the wrong way round. FML


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On 08/16/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by Anon - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while walking home, the gods were kind enough to grace me with the sight of an old man jogging past me in nothing but a pair of short shorts. The image of his balls swinging to and fro underneath like a pendulum has been forever burned into my retinas. FML


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On 07/29/2011 at 2:26pm - misc - by someone - United States

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