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About DrSo : Hello! I'm Dr. So. I enjoy reading about other people's misfortunes, and I also enjoy the great comments the fml community comes up with. I'm usually sarcastic, occasionally have a dry sense of humor, and Perdix, Pleonasm, FreshPie, and DocBastard are some of my favorite commenters. If you have any questions, comments, witty remarks, or obscene gestures, feel free to send me a message!

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Today.. . mah 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant . The father is mah 15-year-old son . FML

#20111886
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75323) - you deserved it (8810)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

yesterday a man with a clipboard cummed up to me in the street to ask me if I was happy with my life insurance. I couldn't bring myself to admit to him that I'm so clueless about my own life that I wasn't sure I was even happy with the Twix I was eating at the time. FML

#20095768
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15880) - you deserved it (3074)

On 09/30/2012 at 8:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

2day at work , I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant , fifteen-year-old , brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out 4 bieng rude by using words from a "foriegn language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML

#20015372
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34354) - you deserved it (2127)

On 08/11/2012 at 3:37pm - work - by mikeissad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I discoverd that I have been falsely accusing my sister of stealing my makeup . How do I know this? Because I found said makeup in the trunk of my boyfriend's car, next to a bag that had fishnet tights and rd stilettos in it . Oh, and the stilettos r his size, in case u were wondering . FML

#19999762
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30290) - you deserved it (2650)

On 08/03/2012 at 2:22am - misc - by SingleAgain (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I naild every single move in mah routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finishd off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML

#19928978
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33479) - you deserved it (2852)

On 07/12/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by LetItRip - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

looool I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

#19903031
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62741) - you deserved it (5054)

On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

TODAY... I WAS DIAGNOSED WITH MIGRAINES. ANY LOUD SOUND OR BRIGHT LIGHT MAKE IT WORSE. I'M THE DRUMMER FIR A HEAVY METAL BAND... SO I NOW HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN REALLY BAD MIGRAINE OR A CAREER. MEGA FML

#19727827
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26456) - you deserved it (4160)

On 06/03/2012 at 5:23pm - health - by Former Drummer - United States (Oklahoma)

TODAY , I WAS REALLY STRESSD , SO I TRID TO LET IT OUT BY CRYING. IT LASTD ABOUT 30 SECONDS , AND I WAS MAKING FUN OF MYSELF THE WHOLE TIME. EVEN MY SUBCONSCIOU THINK I'M PATHETIC.

#19636428
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20108) - you deserved it (4746)

On 05/17/2012 at 10:37am - health - by Username (man) - Australia

Today, I started ma researc project on orror stories and people's fascination wit tem !! I did some researc and wound up reading H.P !! Lovecraft !! On te upside, I can now pee more easily !! On te downside, it's likely to be looool in ma pants !! FML

#19340135
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16603) - you deserved it (3986)

On 03/24/2012 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting intimate with mah girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, ( You like mah tushy, baby? ) ( I want to fellate you so bad, ) and ( You'll need some ice after this one. ) My boner practically retracted into mah body. FML

#18954927
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32926) - you deserved it (5166)

On 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States

Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to mah dozy cat who'd managd to get into mah car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work!! I lost control when I was startld by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror!! FML

#18842582
157 comments

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On 01/18/2012 at 6:30am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND STARTD FREAKING OUT ABOUT HOW HIS PENIS FLOATS IN WATER. BATHS WITH HIM WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN. FML

#18566485
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26524) - you deserved it (3736)

On 12/20/2011 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by bathtime (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my husband an I went to my overbereing mom's 57th brthday party . He opend his gift in front of her an said smugly, ( The makeup's fir your face, an the prayer book's fir the fat rolls . ) Any hope of family peace is now lost . FML

#18414489
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21762) - you deserved it (3194)

On 12/02/2011 at 8:35pm - love - by bad blood, no shit (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile , fighting back teres. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. mega FML

#18358033
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68627) - you deserved it (3357)

On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

Today, mah young son wanted to rent some movie with talking animals in it for us to watch together . I couldn't say no, but talking animal movies freak me out big time, I either start to cry or feel nauseous . Especially ones with dogs . What is wrong with me? FML

#18217794
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26458) - you deserved it (7675)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:37am - animals - by Pk45 (man) - United Kingdom (Swansea)



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