About DrSo : Hello! I'm Dr. So. I enjoy reading about other people's misfortunes, and I also enjoy the great comments the fml community comes up with. I'm usually sarcastic, occasionally have a dry sense of humor, and Perdix, Pleonasm, FreshPie, and DocBastard are some of my favorite commenters. If you have any questions, comments, witty remarks, or obscene gestures, feel free to send me a message!
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Today, I was really stressed, so I tried to let it out by crying. It lasted about 30 seconds, and I was making fun of myself the whole time. Even my subconscious thinks I'm pathetic. FML
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On 05/17/2012 at 10:37am - health - by Username (man) - Australia
Today, I started my research project on horror stories and people's fascination with them. I did some research and wound up reading H.P. Lovecraft. On the upside, I can now pee more easily. On the downside, it's likely to be in my pants. FML
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On 03/24/2012 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
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On 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States
Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML
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On 12/20/2011 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by bathtime (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my husband and I went to my overbearing mom's 57th birthday party. He opened his gift in front of her and said smugly, "The makeup's for your face, and the prayer book's for the fat rolls." Any hope of family peace is now lost. FML
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On 12/02/2011 at 8:35pm - love - by bad blood, no shit (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)
Today, my young son wanted to rent some movie with talking animals in it for us to watch together. I couldn't say no, but talking animal movies freak me out big time, I either start to cry or feel nauseous. Especially ones with dogs. What is wrong with me? FML
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On 11/11/2011 at 10:37am - animals - by Pk45 (man) - United Kingdom (Swansea)
Today, my fiancé decided he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML
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On 11/02/2011 at 12:49am - love - by heatherjo - United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
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On 10/13/2011 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML
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On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML
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On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States
Today, while working at Kohl's this woman came up to me and asked if I was Native American, I said yes, she then says "Oh! I thought you guys went extinct." This is the country I live in. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 11:18am - work - by crazygirl12 - United States (Missouri)
Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States
Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML
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On 06/28/2011 at 2:39am - intimacy - by girlshavepenises (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
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On 05/18/2011 at 3:57am - intimacy - by Jackedup (man) - United States (Florida)
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