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DrMrStrad
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 August 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 38
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, the guy I'm dating found out I have severe arachnophobia. He downloaded a picture of a huge, hairy spider and set it as background on my iPhone. I can't even unlock my phone, as every time I try, the spider pops up and I drop the phone. He laughs every time I do it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25760) - you deserved it (5365)

On 12/11/2012 at 1:09pm - love - by skinnybitch (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I ran across the street due to a line of cars waiting for me to cross. Just as I reached the other side, my iPhone slipped out of my hand and fell into the road, just in time to get run over by multiple cars, one after the other. FML

#20181219
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I agree, your life sucks (17281) - you deserved it (6006)

On 11/27/2012 at 1:45pm - misc - by unknown - Canada (Manitoba)



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