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DrDoog
  • Town/Country : Greensboro, NC
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 November 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1258
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I thought I was giving a woman the orgasm of a lifetime until I realized that she was telling me to stop pulling her hair. FML

#3826
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I agree, your life sucks (7695) - you deserved it (29670)

On 01/30/2009 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by Hubris - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML

#3491
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I agree, your life sucks (8788) - you deserved it (19578)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by blarg - United States (Illinois)

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23288) - you deserved it (2361)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)



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