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DrConstantine
  • Town/Country : US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 December 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 24200
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

#2019724 (631)

I agree, your life sucks (15004) - you deserved it (158506)

On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

#1550059 (254)

I agree, your life sucks (16791) - you deserved it (167657)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:21am - health - by breathalizard (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

#18272 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (21625) - you deserved it (293930)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)