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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 10632
  • Number of comments : 263
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About DrAwesome : My friend told me that he saw a girl naked once, and I told him to prove it to me. He said that when girls take their clothes off, music starts to play out of nowhere and their bodies get darker and shine like a galaxy full of stars, and everything smells like cinnamon rolls, fresh out of the oven. I don’t know if my friend is kidding or not but he’s pretty cool so if anyone would know, it’s him. He smokes and has sunglasses and plays “Everlong” on guitar all the time. Naked girls must be really cool. Things are cool.

I'm Tim.

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Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied "oh I usually come early." She laughed. FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53097) - you deserved it (31888)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:40pm - misc - by SmoothTalker (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was pushing my 4 year old on the swing. I did what we call our "under doggie push": I throw her up in the air while I run underneath her before she hits me coming back down. I walked away to get my water and she yelled across the park "Can we do it doggie-style again?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55452) - you deserved it (17734)

On 03/07/2009 at 1:28pm - kids - by Dang-ItsDanielle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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505 comments

I agree, your life sucks (234518) - you deserved it (81890)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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