Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Doxy

Search for a member

Doxy

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8845
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Doxy : Currently living in my fortress of solitude err I mean awkwardness with penguins and Superman.

Doxy's page activity

Visits<b>xNotCreative</b> - the 05/06/2014 at 6:20pm<b>Saso</b> - the 04/01/2014 at 5:59pm<b>alexmac222</b> - the 01/12/2014 at 10:54am<b>amc597</b> - the 09/30/2013 at 9:34am<b>yulong730</b> - the 09/15/2013 at 3:15pm<b>DiscoBisquet</b> - the 08/23/2013 at 4:33am<b>Wizardo</b> - the 08/15/2013 at 2:29pm<b>hikari669</b> - the 07/15/2013 at 2:23pm<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 06/21/2013 at 12:40pm<b>RodzillaX</b> - the 06/19/2013 at 4:11am<b>person_is_crazy</b> - the 06/18/2013 at 10:26pm<b>kurk626</b> - the 06/17/2013 at 6:22pm<b>MaryJo96</b> - the 06/17/2013 at 12:33pm<b>FruitlessApple</b> - the 06/16/2013 at 4:17am<b>boredSOLDIER</b> - the 06/15/2013 at 12:18pm<b>GayBlowjob</b> - the 06/13/2013 at 4:13am<b>Semperfi92340</b> - the 06/10/2013 at 8:37am<b>Dave_Davington</b> - the 06/09/2013 at 9:12am

Doxy's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

See all of Doxy's badges

Doxy's favorite FMLs

Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML

#19708903
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25629) - you deserved it (1970)

On 05/31/2012 at 8:43am - kids - by Discouraged - United States (Maryland)

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

#19707961
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31079) - you deserved it (4215)

On 05/31/2012 at 1:28am - misc - by gonavybeatarmy - United States (California)

Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML

#19644675
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22623) - you deserved it (2002)

On 05/19/2012 at 12:17am - love - by Asdf649 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML

#19608158
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22109) - you deserved it (5897)

On 05/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by rongo12 (man) -

Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML

#19608158
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22109) - you deserved it (5897)

On 05/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by rongo12 (man) -

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

#19580511
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27727) - you deserved it (3276)

On 05/06/2012 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Kwalker3 - United States (California)

Today, my turtle, who had a little portion of the garden all to herself, died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to "be like Mario" by jumping on her. FML

#19576176
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32755) - you deserved it (2068) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/05/2012 at 6:06am - kids - by Grindyloo -

Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

#19568801
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33541) - you deserved it (9725)

On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML

#19526031
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21515) - you deserved it (2654)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML

#19526031
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21515) - you deserved it (2654)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML

#19511225
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18218) - you deserved it (2003)

On 04/22/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on a first date. She asked what I do, so I replied "I create adverts." She then yelled, "F**k you" and left. FML

#19488696
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19837) - you deserved it (3860)

On 04/18/2012 at 4:48am - love - by James C (man) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML

#19482788
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30296) - you deserved it (2574)

On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML

#19450814
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22888) - you deserved it (1795)

On 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML

#19449472
462 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13197) - you deserved it (35047)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by erockinthesuburb (woman) - United States (Illinois)



FML's blog

  • Élodie's Illustrated FML
  • Aaaaah, the beach, the sunshine, cool water against our skin...  Nah, just kidding, I can't afford a trip to the beach. This blog is being written from a grotty apartment in the less salubrious parts of…

Friday 18 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: