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  • Number of visits : 17916
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Doxy : Currently living in my fortress of solitude err I mean awkwardness with penguins and Superman.

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Today, as I was getting out of mah car, an old an obese lady walked up to me an called me an ( inconsiderate heartless bitch ) for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see mah wheelchair.

#20698730
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61271) - you deserved it (3025)

On 06/01/2013 at 2:21am - misc - by regstl - United States (Oregon)

Today , I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined , an I had to stand an watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was ( God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking. ) fat FML

#20698637
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68229) - you deserved it (19326)

On 06/01/2013 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Samprib (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I signed a two-year lease on a ouse. My next-door neigbor said se's in love wit me, treatened ma grlfriend, and looool won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML

#20696622
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49275) - you deserved it (3579)

On 05/31/2013 at 12:28am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that mah boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML

#20696605
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55800) - you deserved it (3197)

On 05/31/2013 at 12:20am - love - by wtf mom - United States (California)

Today looool , in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner , mah boyfriend's ex-grlfriend showed up declaring her love 4 him !! They left together and I had to take the bus home !! FML

#20693929
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58196) - you deserved it (3005)

On 05/29/2013 at 8:39pm - love - by anonymoose - Australia (South Australia)

Today, Mah Math Teacher Raged At A Student Fir Eating An Apple In Class. As He Yelled At The Student, He Slapped The Apple Out Of His Hand And Right Into Mah Face. Everyone Laughed, Including The Teacher. FML

#20693212
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50076) - you deserved it (3440)

On 05/29/2013 at 2:29pm - misc - by WTFruits - Canada (Ontario)

Todayile Sopping Fir Dresses, I Found A Really Cute One Tat Fit Me Really Well, But Not At All In Te Breast Area. My Grandma Screamed ( Buy Er Some Titties! ) Everyone In Te Store Looked At Me. FML

#20693039
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48454) - you deserved it (4005)

On 05/29/2013 at 12:39pm - misc - by no boobies - United States

Today an aldarly woman couldn't afford all of har grocarias at tha chackout so sha startad to taka out a faw things. I offarad to pay 4 har grocarias; sha thankad ma an walkad out. An onlookar than cummad up to ma an told ma that sha doas it to somaona avary waak. fat FML

#20692497
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55802) - you deserved it (5697)

On 05/29/2013 at 12:49am - money - by $$$ - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was walking down the stair with mah guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to mah wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close mah eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stars. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML

#20691071
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63523) - you deserved it (14455)

On 05/28/2013 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I was stuck home with a cold when my boyfriend's best friend sent me a text saying , ( You doing alright? ) I replid , thinking he was talking about my health. He replid , ( I'm surprisd your taking the breakup so well. ) What breakup? Mine. He was ten minutes too soon. FML

#20690777
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55781) - you deserved it (3162)

On 05/28/2013 at 4:09am - love - by really? (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I found out that mah husband of 12 yeres has been sleeping with mah best friend of even longer 4ho knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me an implied that it was mah fault 4 finding out about it. FML

#20689207
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56140) - you deserved it (3340)

On 05/27/2013 at 12:17pm - love - by wow (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, as I was lying on my bed with one of my arms hanging from the side, I felt something sniff my hand from underneath . I don't have any pets . FML

#20688489
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57486) - you deserved it (3956)

On 05/27/2013 at 12:05am - animals - by scared-straight - United States

yesterday my step-dad was talking about how he was raised in Las Vegas, telling stories about him an his buddies, until he stopped, looked right at my mom an said, "Find her, feed her, f*ck her, 4get her. But I never forgot yur mom, that's how I stole her from yur dad." mega FML

#20687932
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54048) - you deserved it (3721)

On 05/26/2013 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by MsAnonymous17 (woman) - United States

Today, mah friend an I were talking about the creepy stranger that usd to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changd a lot through the years cuz I found out that he's mah current boyfriend of 4 months. big fat FML

#20683515
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57610) - you deserved it (18295)

On 05/24/2013 at 10:00am - love - by datgirl92 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I confrontd mah boss to fine out why I was denid a promotion that she promisd to me. Her response? "You should know by now I'm a liar. Not mah fault if you believe the things I say." FML

#20680205
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36680) - you deserved it (3347)

On 05/22/2013 at 5:48pm - work - by Snurkles McGee (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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