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Today, my rescue squad unit responded to a 911 call from a woman who felt she was going to pass out. We knocked on her locked door a couple times with no answer. Fearing she might be unconscious, I kicked in the door. She was about to open it and only passed out from the concussion I gave her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69003) - you deserved it (7038)

On 03/24/2009 at 9:20pm - work - by mrWrong (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was walking up to girlfriends house when her terrifying Marine Corps dad threw a football at me. Not being very athletic i surprised myself by catching it. He gestured for me throw it back and i watched it spiral wildy to the left and hit my girlfriends mom in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61649) - you deserved it (9920)

On 03/18/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Jaxter (man) - United States (Idaho)



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