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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 September 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 186
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About DounutCereal : Just an 18 year old guy from South Eastern Australia who reads and moderates FML's.

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Today, I sat in on a university-level physics lecture, listening to my hyped-up co-students approximating the hypothetical situation of the Sun consisting of gerbils. The conversation then continued towards how much better energy/mass ratio the gerbil-sun would have compared to the actual star. FML

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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41648) - you deserved it (7857)

On 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)



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