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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 March 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2706
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DoubleJG : I'm just a man with many tales to tell.

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (89266) - you deserved it (7241)

On 04/17/2009 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of the sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House was on. My boyfriend stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63040) - you deserved it (14075)

On 04/09/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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