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Dotell95
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 October 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 362
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34578) - you deserved it (3493)

On 06/24/2011 at 7:36pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML

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On 03/19/2011 at 12:00pm - kids - by jaimie - United States (Florida)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)



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