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Doribella98
  • Town/Country : United States of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 January 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 608
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About Doribella98 : Hey there!!!

So. I suppose I'm an artsy person since I go to an arts school hell yea :) and I love playing video game and am a big procrastinator, though I still get good grades. I love to read, play, and hang out with my close friends.

My favorite movies are all of Harry Potter, The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, Pitch Perfect, etc.
I love to play LittleBigPlanet, Skyrim, Playstation All Stars Battle Royal, Pokemon, and much more.
My favorite books: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson series, Gregor the Overlander, The Hunger Games, The Perks of being a Wallflower, Thirteen Reasons Why, and more I can't even list right now.
Oh and my favorite tv shows forever and always: Friends, Avatar: The Last Airbender and Korra so-so, Degrassi is becoming my fav, and the best one yet: The Walking Dead. Go Daryl!

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Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16122) - you deserved it (32347)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

#16464729
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10751) - you deserved it (23215)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I painted an area I had carefully sanded, cleaned, and taped off. I pulled a fan out of the closet to help dry it faster. I turned the fan on, and a million dust particles flew off onto the wet paint. FML

#15124646
33 comments

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On 02/26/2011 at 8:57am - misc - by Carmen - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML

#14610612
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36552) - you deserved it (2261) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML

#14610612
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36552) - you deserved it (2261) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I woke up to a pain on my eyelid. I stumbled into the bathroom to find a huge tick attached to the edge of my eyelid. My dad used tweezers to pull it off, only the head stuck. I had to go to the doctor and sit there for 15 minutes so she could pull the rest out. FML

#11821332
97 comments

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On 07/12/2010 at 12:31am - health - by Sarah220 - United States (Virginia)

Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML

#8248979
223 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by freakingow (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

#7059042
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31314) - you deserved it (15045)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by pottypattypeepants (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a new laptop for Christmas. The picture on the box showed a woman balancing it on one finger to show how light it was, so I tried it myself. I dropped my laptop, breaking the hard drive and putting a massive crack down the screen. FML

#6953909
197 comments

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On 12/26/2009 at 7:43am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was enjoying the benefits of marriage with my new husband. We were changing positions when my joints started crackling and popping like my mother's did when I was a kid. My husband stopped, concerned about my possible pain... I'm 20 years old and pop like an arthritic 50 year old. FML

#6381623
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20277) - you deserved it (2502)

On 11/20/2009 at 4:27pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got back from vacation and realised I still had the motel key. The key-ring has the address on it, so you can post it back to them. I drove to the postbox and posted the key. I then discovered that the motel key won't start my car. FML

#5425393
80 comments

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On 09/23/2009 at 9:15am - misc - by fmlxxxx (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I was prioritizing my extreme amount of homework. I read over the front page of my psychology paper seeing that it was pretty easy questions, I decided to do it last. Little did I know there was a 8 page essay on the back of the page. It's 12:19 am. FML

#5243729
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25440) - you deserved it (14563)

On 09/14/2009 at 12:20am - work - by _philliesfan (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML

#5210731
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21170) - you deserved it (76691)

On 09/12/2009 at 5:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was eating a croissant. After eating half of it and about to take another bite, a spider crawled out of one of the holes of flaky deliciousness and descended down a thread of web to the table, where it scuddled away. There was a whole family of them living in there. FML

#3755395
230 comments

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On 07/14/2009 at 7:57pm - animals - by homedoggieo (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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