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Visits<b>Doortje</b> - the 11/19/2012 at 7:17pm

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.


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Today, I was renovating the house, and my girlfriend asked, "Do you use electrical tape on electrical stuff?" Not knowing where she was going with this, I just gave her a puzzled look. She continued by saying, "Because it's not like people use duct tape on ducks." FML


I agree, your life sucks (23351) - you deserved it (3098)

On 11/11/2012 at 12:05am - love - by Danny - United States (Utah)

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML


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On 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

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