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Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML


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On 10/25/2009 at 4:48pm - love - by Kin (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML


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On 05/25/2009 at 5:46pm - misc - by anythingjean (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my sweetheart came round to drop off some underwear which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML


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