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  • Town/Country : lolwutown, youessay
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 July 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 4615
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML

#5993337
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40336) - you deserved it (3252)

On 10/25/2009 at 4:48pm - love - by Kin (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56097) - you deserved it (8782)

On 05/25/2009 at 5:46pm - misc - by anythingjean (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my sweetheart came round to drop off some underwear which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21076) - you deserved it (1611)

On 12/17/2008 at 5:25am - love - by Lilie - Sent from mobile version



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