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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1869
  • Number of comments : 213
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About DooleyFTW : I live in Ireland again, I've been living in Australia for almost 2 years! I'm a huge lover of music with a really varied taste. My favourite band would probably be bring me the horizon but I'm also a huge fan of kings of Leon, arctic monkeys, Mumford and sons, the amity affliction.. It all depends on the mood really :) another of my main interests is tattoos, I've got about 4 hours of tattoos so far and I intend to get a whole lot more! Any questions feel free to ask!

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Today, my friends convinced me to go out clubbing with them for the first time. "You'll get some action", they said. The only action I got was some drunk bloke staggering into me and spraying me with vomit just minutes after arriving. FML


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