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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 224
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Donnie_Murray : Hello, my name is Donnie. Theres nothing much to see here. Yea.

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Today, in class, we were discussing stereotypes. We were asked about common ones about nearby cities. A guy said, "Well, they say Lumberton has the prettiest girls." My teacher asked if any of us were from Lumberton, so I raised my hand. The guy quickly said, "Nevermind." FML

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On 06/10/2013 at 1:04pm - misc - by wellthanks (woman) - United States

Today, while at hospital with a broken arm, I was asked to raise my hand onto the x-ray machine. I told the nurse I couldn't move it without extreme pain. She told me to suck it up, picked up my arm, and dropped it on the machine. I could feel the bone completely separate. FML

Today, a blonde tourist came up to me and asked me for directions to the nearest train station. I politely directed her there, and she left. Five minutes later, she came back and slapped me for not bringing her to an "English-speaking station". We're in China, lady. FML

#20567861
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On 03/31/2013 at 2:19am - misc - by dumb tourists (man) - China (Beijing)

Today, I announced to my family that I got accepted into Harvard. My grandma laughed and muttered, "Liar." FML

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On 03/31/2013 at 1:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was outside at a café and looked at my phone. When I did, a woman halfway across the patio started screaming at me, demanding I tell her who I was texting and why. She then sprinted over, furious at me for apparently badmouthing her to somebody. All I did was check the time. FML

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On 03/17/2013 at 7:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1156941) - you deserved it (115921)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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