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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 January 1993 (22 years)
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Visits<b>FlickMyBean</b> - the 03/01/2009 at 6:20am

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (255763) - you deserved it (87427)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, my on-and-off boyfriend of 8 years asked me to cheer him up. I told him that I'm in love with him. He said "Oh, I just wanted a blowjob." FML


I agree, your life sucks (42900) - you deserved it (9127)

On 02/09/2009 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by leelee50 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41325) - you deserved it (3282)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by TGIkaty - United States (California)

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