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Dollipop

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 January 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 491
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Dollipop's page activity

Visits<b>FlickMyBean</b> - the 03/01/2009 at 6:20am

Dollipop's FML badges

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Dollipop's favorite FMLs

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, my on-and-off boyfriend of 8 years asked me to cheer him up. I told him that I'm in love with him. He said "Oh, I just wanted a blowjob." FML

by leelee50 / 02/09/2009 at 8:41pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy

Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML

by TGIkaty / 02/09/2009 at 7:11pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous