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DoggyDoggWorld
  • Town/Country : Anaheim, California
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 April 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 471
  • Number of comments : 24
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Today, a work colleague announced that she is organising a bit of a party. She says, in front of everyone, that I'm not invited to "avoid ruining the vibe". FML

#1030
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I agree, your life sucks (13684) - you deserved it (1371)

On 01/13/2009 at 11:43am - work - by Plush - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16079) - you deserved it (5995)

On 11/27/2008 at 7:34am - misc - by lovely-sweet - Sent from mobile version

Today, I am supposed to be doing my homework. Instead, I'm wasting my time on here. Yeah, it's kinda my fault. FML

#94
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9736) - you deserved it (75575)

On 10/27/2008 at 10:53am - misc - by me - United States (New York)

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:30am - money - by enjoy -



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