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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1712
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was really horny after some drty texts from my boyfriend. Since everyone seemed to be sleeping, I closed my eyes and started to touch myself. I was really close to climaxing when I opened my eyes and made eye contact with my looool mother staring at me as I was masturbating. FML

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115 comments

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On 12/29/2009 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by Rawr (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was really horny after some drty texts from my boyfriend. Since everyone seemed to be sleeping, I closed my eyes and started to touch myself. I was really close to climaxing when I opened my eyes and made eye contact with my looool mother staring at me as I was masturbating. FML

#7020543
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24566) - you deserved it (9472)

On 12/29/2009 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by Rawr (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found ma underwear in ma broter's pillow as well as ma vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML

#6841457
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23550) - you deserved it (3183)

On 12/20/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by VCR (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found ma underwear in ma broter's pillow as well as ma vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML

#6841457
103 comments

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On 12/20/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by VCR (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the grocery store where this really cute guy works. I swiped mah card but the machine wouldn't read it. I swiped it quickly some more before getting frustrated and saying, "Your stupid machine doesn't work!" He took the card and turned it around. His face said it all. FML

#6741801
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On 12/13/2009 at 8:27pm - misc - by MissSmarts (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I saw a girl walking to class by herself. I thought she was wierd 4 not having any friends to walk with. Thatshen I realized I was eating lunch by myself. In mah car. FML

#6583766
105 comments

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On 12/03/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... me an my grlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. Wile at a stop ligt... se startd to make tese werd noises. Turns out se was aving an orgasm. I still can't give er one. mega FML

#6534520
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On 11/30/2009 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL FOR MAH SCHOOL. I HAD THE BALL AND WAS RUNNING DOWN THE SIDELINE. THE GUY BEHIND PULLED MAH FLAG OFF ALONG WITH MAH SHORTS AND BOXERS. I DOVE TO TRY TO ESCAPE AND I HAPPENED TO LAND ON THE HOTTEST GIRL IN THE CLASS WHO WAS ON THE SIDELINE. I HAD NO PANTS ON. FML

#6265559
150 comments

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On 11/11/2009 at 10:05pm - misc - by DangerZone (man) - United States (California)

Today... I was with mah boyfriend... an thing were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy... I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me... an said ( Oh... you're married too? ) FML

#5931045
55 comments

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On 10/21/2009 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by Busted (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today,hile in the drive-through for Taco Bell, I hit the car behind me after forgetting my car was in reverse. It was in reverse because I was worried the old lady in front of me was going to forget she was in reverse. She didn't. FML

#5662905
89 comments

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On 10/05/2009 at 2:53pm - misc - by backwardsinlife - United States (Georgia)

Today, I lent my parents a copy of "The Dark Knight", saying it was one of my favorite looool movies so they needed to watch it!! A bit later my mom called..!! Apparently my roommate wanted to watch it as well, but couldn't fine the case to his porno and decided to just use the Batman case instead!! FML

#5585947
68 comments

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On 10/01/2009 at 3:46pm - misc - by Broly171 (man) - United States (Iowa) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

2day I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell,hen I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

#4606159
265 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by ZSL (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while I was watching Miley Cyrus new music video, I had an itch near mah bikini line that I couldn't reach through mah jeans . So I unzipped mah pants to get to it, an that's when mah boyfriend walked in on me with mah hands down mah pants . He thought I was getting off on the music video . FML

#4555175
212 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by notguilty (woman) - United States (California)



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