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Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML

#20134676
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I agree, your life sucks (29074) - you deserved it (1625)

On 10/26/2012 at 8:14pm - animals - by birthday girl (woman) - Australia

Today, after therapy for obsessing over every woman who talks to me, all I could think about was how I could seduce my therapist. I think I still need a lot of help. FML

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On 10/25/2012 at 7:09pm - love - by mental - United States



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