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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 January 2001 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 645
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DogLover4ever : I Love Dogs!

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Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML

#3456534
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70970) - you deserved it (5223)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm - animals - by RachelDC (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I spent 4 hours carefully cleaning the inside and outside of my car. Fairly proud of the job I had done, I parked my car safely in my garage. Later, I opened my garage to find bird shit all over my car. Apparently birds get nervous when they get trapped in garages. FML

#3096278
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39298) - you deserved it (5054)

On 06/21/2009 at 5:41pm - animals - by FML (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was walking my new dog and saw this girl that I've had a crush on for months. When I approached her, I tried to look 'macho' with my dog. However my dog thought it would be more attractive to pee on my leg. FML

#2741665
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41976) - you deserved it (9896)

On 06/09/2009 at 1:09pm - animals - by chris (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "And she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML

#2674765
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49938) - you deserved it (3176)

On 06/06/2009 at 10:25pm - kids - by Shelly (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, as a volunteer at the local daycare, I was with 3 and 4 year olds. They thought it would be funny to trip me and then jump on my back. I hit my elbow hard on the ground. A bunch of pre-schoolers beat me up. FML

#2670105
67 comments

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On 06/06/2009 at 7:46pm - kids - by biotch - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was driving on the motorway when a cop car made me stop. It was a routine check and when they said "Have you been drinking?" of course I said no. To that, my 6 year old sitting in the back screamed "Yes she did! She's lying I saw her drink!" I had drunk a milkshake. FML

#2593679
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101524) - you deserved it (6409)

On 06/04/2009 at 8:17am - kids - by Kimmiko (woman) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today, I allowed my five-year old daughter to paint my fingernails during a living-room "picnic" we were having. A while later I got called back in to work for an emergency meeting. When I arrived at the meeting I noticed my fingernails were still neon-green. I am a 40-year old man. FML

#2565972
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48721) - you deserved it (15839)

On 06/03/2009 at 1:40pm - kids - by psychortiz (man) - United States (California)



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