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Today, after waiting a couple weeks, I finally slept with this guy I really like. It went like this: 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, done. FML

I agree, your life sucks (12505) - you deserved it (2746)

On 10/26/2009 at 2:15am - intimacy - by kl (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I saw an article that Burger King is selling a whopper with seven patties in celebration of the Windows Seven release. Upon reading this, I immediately got an extremely forceful erection. I think this is a sign to stop putting off that diet. FML

I agree, your life sucks (9150) - you deserved it (6099)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Brian (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovered that nothing kills a wet dream faster than a kitten who pounces on things that wiggle under the blanket. FML

I agree, your life sucks (14126) - you deserved it (2353)

On 10/19/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by JohnB (man) - United States (Washington)

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