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Unofficial FML Posting Rules
1) Do NOT post an FML about FML, how your story wasn't published, or how your life sucks because you spent all day reading FML.
2) Do NOT post an FML about starting your period at an inopportune time.
3) Do NOT post an FML about catching your boyfriend/girlfriend with your best friend, mother, father, sister, brother, etc.
4) Do NOT post an FML with txt jargon.
5) Do NOT post gibberish.
6) Do NOT post an FML about shitting your pants.
7) Do NOT post an FML about vomiting on someone.
8) Do NOT post an FML about getting caught masturbating or having sex.
9) Do NOT post an FML about catching your crush kissing someone else.
10) Do NOT post an FML containing the phrase "trying to look cool".
11) Do NOT post an FML about people forgetting your birthday.
Following these rules should prevent about 90% of the stupid, inane, and obviously fake submissions.
The Thumb returns
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
YDI master
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
The Thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
You sure know how to party?
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1am. Happy New Year!
Follow up
You subsequently gave feedback by commenting on an FML that you’d submitted and was published.
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML that was successfully published on the website. This makes you an exceptional human being.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Judgmental
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Seen it!
You’ve watched 5 FML videos on the website, and commented on them.
100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
50 quality responses
Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
A new Thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Socialite
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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