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  • Town/Country : Singapore, Singapore
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 60418
  • Number of comments : 9109
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DocBastard : Official Fake CEO of Comments. No, seriously. It's officially official or something: www.fmylife.com/blog/1495

Yes I'm actually a doctor. No I won't prove it to you.

I have a blog: www.docbastard.net. True personal stories about stupid patients, stupid doctors, stupid medics, stupid lawyers, stupid news, and all kinds of other stupid stupidity. You should read it. Or don't.

I also say stuff on Twitter, so follow me, damn it. Twitter.com/DocBastard

I also write stuff for The Daily Beast: http://www.thedailybeast.com/contributors/docbastard.html

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DocBastard's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML

by Queerbait / 11/05/2015 at 1:52am / Australia / Love

Today, I visited my new doctor, hoping that he would be able to figure out the cause of the pains I've been having for years. He told me there's nothing he can do, that half the drugs out there cause cancer anyway and that I should look into homeopathy. Great. FML

by freakofnature / 03/31/2012 at 12:17pm / United States (Indiana) / Health

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

by Anonymous / 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML

by Major3 / 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet and my wife. FML

by mypoolisstilldirty / 02/16/2012 at 11:26am / Australia / Miscellaneous