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Unofficial FML Posting Rules
1) Do NOT post an FML about FML, how your story wasn't published, or how your life sucks because you spent all day reading FML.
2) Do NOT post an FML about starting your period at an inopportune time.
3) Do NOT post an FML about catching your boyfriend/girlfriend with your best friend, mother, father, sister, brother, etc.
4) Do NOT post an FML with txt jargon.
5) Do NOT post gibberish.
6) Do NOT post an FML about shitting your pants.
7) Do NOT post an FML about vomiting on someone.
8) Do NOT post an FML about getting caught masturbating or having sex.
9) Do NOT post an FML about catching your crush kissing someone else.
10) Do NOT post an FML containing the phrase "trying to look cool".
11) Do NOT post an FML about people forgetting your birthday.
Following these rules should prevent about 90% of the stupid, inane, and obviously fake submissions.
The Thumb returns
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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Doh! This user still hasn't added any FML to their favorites. :(