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Some comments I wish I would never see on FML ever again:
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Lol
Win
Fail
Ur hot
That sux
Facepalm
Sammich
Umad bro?
Dump him
That’s epic
Like a boss
Threesome?
Your an idiot
No comment
Forever alone
S/He's a keeper
Are you blonde?
Only in America!
In Soviet Russia...
Haters gonna hate
That's a shitty situation
I see what you did there
Doesn't matter, had sex
Take it as a compliment
Kids say the darndest things
Anything containing "arrow to the knee"
Anything containing "takes off sunglasses"
What a bitch (in any FML containing a dog)
What a pussy (in any FML containing a cat)
You sure know how to party?
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1am. Happy New Year!
Follow up
You subsequently gave feedback by commenting on an FML that you’d submitted and was published.
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML that was successfully published on the website. This makes you an exceptional human being.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Judgmental
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Seen it!
You’ve watched 5 FML videos on the website, and commented on them.
100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
50 quality responses
Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Fingerprints everywhere
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Socialite
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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