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Today, I visited my new doctor, hoping that he would be able to figure out the cause of the pains I've been having for years. He told me there's nothing he can do, that half the drugs out there cause cancer anyway and that I should look into homeopathy. Great. FML


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On 03/31/2012 at 12:17pm - health - by freakofnature (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I watched Gigli. FML


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On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML


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On 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm - misc - by Major3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet and my wife. FML


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On 02/16/2012 at 11:26am - misc - by mypoolisstilldirty (man) - Australia

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