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DoNotTaseMeBro
  • Town/Country : Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 January 1993 (20 years)
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Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML

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