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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 April 1994 (19 years)
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Today, while at my job as a hairdresser, I was giving an elderly client a perm and I thought she'd fallen asleep. She'd died. FML

#20102415
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I agree, your life sucks (38810) - you deserved it (1327)

On 10/05/2012 at 1:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML

#20099894
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28335) - you deserved it (4127)

On 10/03/2012 at 12:29pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

#20098094
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I agree, your life sucks (24372) - you deserved it (1428)

On 10/02/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by Jake (man) - United States (Georgia)



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