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  • Birth Date : Monday 14 May 1979 (36 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 750
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Djzom13 : Hi, I'm Djzom13 (obviously). I may not look like it, but I am 32 years old. I attended USC, and I am a gamecock fan all the way!

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Today, I went back to the key cutter for the second time because apartment key I gave to my boyfriend didn't work. The man cut me another key and apologised profusely. When I got home and tried the key, it didn't work. I realised I'd asked him to copy the wrong key. Twice. FML


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