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by confusedcatlover / 04/06/2013 at 7:42am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
by anonymous / 04/04/2013 at 6:52pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML
by NotASize0 / 04/04/2013 at 11:12am / Denmark / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on a plane in the aisle seat; the guy in the middle was encroaching on my space, and the window seat was not taken. The stewardess noticed my discomfort and suggested the guy move so we both had space. He had bought both seats and "liked sitting in the middle." FML
by Claustrophobic / 04/04/2013 at 3:12am / United States / Transportation
by nobodylovesme / 04/04/2013 at 2:46am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was on a scavenger hunt. One of the things on the list was to ask a stranger to marry them. I saw an old lady in a wheel chair; I tried to make her day by asking her to marry me. She declined and attempted to run me over with her wheel chair. FML
by nickcedola40 / 04/03/2013 at 8:24pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/03/2013 at 8:06am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/03/2013 at 5:17am / United States / Kids
by fuck YOLO / 04/03/2013 at 1:20am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by SayCheese / 04/02/2013 at 6:52pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was struck down with horrible diarrhea. With barely any toilet paper left, I texted my husband to buy some more and rush home. He replied, "Sorry babe, getting shitfaced with the lads. Get it? 'Shitfaced'. LOL!" and stopped replying to my desperate pleas. FML
by arse of fire :( / 02/22/2013 at 7:31pm / United Kingdom (Slough) / Health
by shelbylove115 / 02/22/2013 at 12:35am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/14/2013 at 3:24am / United States (Montana) / Love
Today, while living in Florida, I had a conversation with my mother explaining that it might be best for me to come back home. Her response, "Don't worry, they have plenty of homeless shelters down there if you need a place to stay." Thanks Mom. FML
by living_thedream / 01/14/2013 at 1:51am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Abendigo77 / 01/13/2013 at 11:49pm / United States (California) / Animals
- Today, my mother and aunt got into an argument about who had gotten groped more times in public. I… Today, I was walking out of my girlfriend's house with her when I saw her thong drying on the rack.… Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has been having an intimate text exchange with a woman. She's…