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DizzyDemon0
  • Town/Country : Amherst, Mass, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 May 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 121437
  • Number of comments : 303
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About DizzyDemon0 : I like music and having fun. If your interesting then come talk to me. Anytime. I don't sleep.

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Today, I was selling cookie dough for a fund raiser at an old folks home. One lady ordered a box and told me that she loved cookie dough. I told her it'd be here in 4 weeks, she said "Oh I can't wait!". Not really thinking, as I left I said, "I hope you can make it till then!". FML

#891660 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (7381) - you deserved it (45586)

On 04/09/2009 at 8:16pm - misc - by phatkroger10 (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

#881347 (416)

I agree, your life sucks (27662) - you deserved it (92110)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML

#880464 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (35048) - you deserved it (26493)

On 04/09/2009 at 12:53am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML

#865761 (163)

I agree, your life sucks (5906) - you deserved it (74087)

On 04/08/2009 at 1:18am - misc - by jerkgirl (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. TWICE. FML

#859604 (176)

I agree, your life sucks (54950) - you deserved it (134436)

On 04/07/2009 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not your mommy." My daughters reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML

#849178 (71)

I agree, your life sucks (61098) - you deserved it (5213)

On 04/07/2009 at 3:32am - work - by Windstar (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was at work at Panera. A blind woman came in, ordered and said other blind people were going to come in soon, because they were having a meeting. Later, a man comes in and ask if any other blind people had showed up. I told him there was just one in here wearing a blue shirt. FML

#697530 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (12697) - you deserved it (65730)

On 03/30/2009 at 2:18am - misc - by superstar (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, a 7 year old girl randomly came up to me and told me to fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard this conversation, she came up to me and told me to fuck myself as well. FML

#696283 (538)

I agree, your life sucks (158977) - you deserved it (14419)

On 03/30/2009 at 1:06am - kids - by Wmsys32pr9 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I developed the disposable camera pictures from my family's trip to Disney World. I noticed that in the pictures I took of them in front of the big castle at Magic Kingdom, my wife and son were standing a few feet away from a man who was touching himself. FML

#688806 (116)

I agree, your life sucks (49434) - you deserved it (2468)

On 03/29/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, as I was doing the morning count for the registers, a lady walked by and saw me. She's got Alzheimer's, and thought I was robbing the guy I'd bought the store from, so she called the cops. I spent six hours in jail while they looked into it, and didn't even get an apology. FML

#674339 (92)

I agree, your life sucks (58609) - you deserved it (1685)

On 03/29/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by murphslaw (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found my concert tickets that I've been trying to find for the last 2 weeks in my mom's closet. When I asked why she had them, she said she felt the concert was inappropriate for me so she hid them. I'm 20. FML

#664125 (166)

I agree, your life sucks (58383) - you deserved it (4553)

On 03/28/2009 at 4:19pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

#664104 (329)

I agree, your life sucks (276898) - you deserved it (15272)

On 03/28/2009 at 4:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I came home a few days early from a 3-month business trip. As I opened my apartment door, hoping to surprise my girlfriend, the man she's apparently been cheating on me with promptly punched me in the face. He thought I was a burglar. FML

#663425 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (86429) - you deserved it (2694)

On 03/28/2009 at 3:42pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

#641571 (82)

I agree, your life sucks (43847) - you deserved it (5297)

On 03/27/2009 at 11:18am - misc - by Spawn_of_Satan (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML

#640480 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (15531) - you deserved it (65359)

On 03/27/2009 at 9:05am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Austria (Vorarlberg)