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Today, a girl asked me out on a date to some hot springs, about 2 hours away. After a mile hike, the springs were finally in sight. She then slipped and cut her shin open. I had carry her the mile back and drive her the 2 hours to the ER, where her parents, whom I'd never met, were waiting. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47710) - you deserved it (4193)

On 05/29/2014 at 7:46pm - love - by jonchavez - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out yet another of my guy friends liked me. I posted that I just wanted a guy friend that had absolutely no romantic feelings for me. My crush volunteered. FML


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On 08/18/2013 at 12:41am - misc - by fail - United States

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