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DismissedOwl5
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About DismissedOwl5 : Hell wants him. Heaven doesn't take him. Earth needs Him..


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Today, I found out yet another of my guy friends liked me. I posted that I just wanted a guy friend that had absolutely no romantic feelings for me. My crush volunteered. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29790) - you deserved it (58249)

On 08/18/2013 at 12:41am - misc - by fail - United States



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