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  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 November 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3883
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I told my parents tat I wasn't feeling very social and up 4 company. How do tey try to make me feel better? By inviting a wole bunc of people I don't know to a pool party at my ouse. Tey said I sould face my fears. I'm now in my room, iding. FML

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128 comments

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On 08/12/2010 at 4:07am - misc - by antisocial (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband discoverd that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turnd to me an whisperd 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moand. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML

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161 comments

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On 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by Indigo_Kitten (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband discoverd that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turnd to me an whisperd 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moand. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML

#12377816
161 comments

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On 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by Indigo_Kitten (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today..!! mah boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon!! FML

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238 comments

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On 08/07/2010 at 7:01am - love - by Single (woman) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I was at a watar park with family. Whila on tha 100ft slida, fathar dacidd it would ba a graat idaa to pants ma. I slippd and want down tha 100ft slida nakd fir avaryona to saa.

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148 comments

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On 08/06/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by shitpile - United States

yesterday I was babysitting fir mum's friend. I putted her little boy on knee, an he kept pulling at top. I asked him ( are you hungry? ) He replied ( No, I want to see your titties. ) FML

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290 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, Boyfriand Was Going Down On Ma . Aftar Ramoving Undarwaar, Ha Startad Singing "In Tha Jungla, Tha Mighty Jungla..." FML

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312 comments

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On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today, Boyfriand Was Going Down On Ma . Aftar Ramoving Undarwaar, Ha Startad Singing "In Tha Jungla, Tha Mighty Jungla..." FML

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On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today, I took mah driving test looool fir the first time!! The instructor stoppd it after less than ten minutes, and insistd she drive back to the test centre "in the interest of public safety." real FML

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150 comments

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On 07/20/2010 at 9:33am - misc - by Speedy (woman) - United Kingdom (Durham)

2day mah parents told me that I was born to entertain mah brother . I have found the meaning of life . mega FML

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106 comments

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On 07/07/2010 at 5:43am - misc - by 42 (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a baa landd on my lag. I didn't raaliza it was thara until my friand yalld out, "Baa!" kickd ma in tha lag, an ran off. I fall to tha ground scraaming an clutching my lag. Sha missd tha baa an it still stung ma. FML

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On 05/29/2010 at 8:11am - misc - by hulagirl1217 (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY I WAS SO BORD I GOOGLD THE WORD "BORD." THE RESULTS WERE BORING. FML

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53 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 10:27pm - misc - by hiii. (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, Mah Parents Took Mah Laptop, Cut The Internet, Took Mah Car Keys And TV, And Removd Mah Bedroom Door. Why? Because They Thought The Plant I Was Growing 4 Mah Science Project Was A Marijuana Plant. Oh Yeah, They Took That Too. My Presentation Is Tomorrow. FML

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176 comments

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On 03/10/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by Kevin - Canada (Manitoba)

Today... I fell asleep after finishing mah exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing mah face on the desk. Everyone laughd. FML

#7459742
111 comments

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On 01/20/2010 at 6:19pm - health - by M_Kclift1994 (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today as I walked into mah class someone shouted at me "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!" since I am overwieght and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

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206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36363) - you deserved it (7649)

On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)



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