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Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML
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On 11/09/2010 at 9:11pm - health - by worthless (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML
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On 11/06/2010 at 12:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I took my four year old son to the playground. When it was time to go, he squirmed out of my arms back to the jungle gym. Not being the type of mother to put up with bad behavior, I swatted his rear and told him we had to go. That's when I realized I'd just spanked the wrong child who was wearing the same coat as my son. FML
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On 11/05/2010 at 1:29pm - kids - by lilmamma - United States (California)
Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML
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On 11/03/2010 at 1:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I spent over an hour decorating my house for trick or treaters. I never got one person at my door because I forgot to unlock my gate. FML
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On 10/31/2010 at 9:08pm - misc - by halloweensucks (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my roommate and I invited a few girls over to our dorm for a small party. We started to play a drinking game, and I attempted to chug three beers in two minutes. My stomach wouldn't have that, and I spewed up bright red chunks everywhere and on everyone. FML
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On 10/07/2010 at 12:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML
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On 09/16/2010 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML
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On 08/26/2010 at 9:32am - intimacy - by H8TR (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was watching a video about spiders. When I felt a tickle on my foot, I kicked hard in panic. It was one of our newborn kittens walking. I almost killed it. FML
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On 08/26/2010 at 1:33am - animals - by Aaron (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I made a mistake at work that got 7 people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML
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On 08/25/2010 at 3:13pm - work - by Joel - United States (California)
Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML
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On 08/23/2010 at 12:18am - kids - by K_M (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)
Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
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On 08/19/2010 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by captainocd - United States (Texas)
Today, I came home from vacation to discover that one of my friends had broken into my house, painted my room a hideous color, ruined my hardwood floors with the paint, and left huge mess for me to clean. When I confronted her about it, she called me ungrateful. Everyone I know agrees with her. FML
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On 07/29/2010 at 4:02am - misc - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
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On 07/15/2010 at 2:53am - love - by BambooLove (woman) - United States
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