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Disembob

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 June 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5489
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 22 posted

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Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML

#14186917
154 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by wtfson -

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmd, my leg flew out and I accidentally kickd him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. mega FML

#14161331
148 comments

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On 12/11/2010 at 1:00am - intimacy - by caligirl921 - United States

Today I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML

#13982900
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On 11/26/2010 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous -

yesterday my six year old daughter discoverd the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had did almost a year ago , and we'd stord it in the freezer , intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML

#13815438
149 comments

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On 11/12/2010 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

My Boyfriend... Wo Doesn't Wear Deodorant An As Orrible Dandruff... Decided To Sower Fir Te First Time In Nearly A Week Cuz E Got Invited Out To A Bar. He Didn't Even Invite Me To Go Wit Im. FML

#13782541
204 comments

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On 11/09/2010 at 9:11pm - health - by worthless (woman) - United States (New York)

Taday aftar gatting out of tha showar, I was in a good mood. So I dacidd to run around tha housa nakd, than play air guitar whila air drying, just 4 fun. My blinds wara opan, and tha man in tha Fadax truck in my front yard did hava fun. raal FML

#13733539
86 comments

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On 11/06/2010 at 12:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took my four year old son to the playground. When it was time to go, he squrmed out of my arms back to the jungle gym. Not being the type of mother to putted up with bad behavior, I swatted his rear an told him we had to go. That's when I realized I'd just spanked the wrong child who was wearing the same coat as my son. FML

#13726348
296 comments

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On 11/05/2010 at 1:29pm - kids - by lilmamma - United States (California)

Today after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf 4 my husband's brthday I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there . looool mega FML

#13701417
112 comments

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On 11/03/2010 at 1:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I spent over an hour decorating mah house for trick or treaters!! I never got one person at mah door because I forgot to unlock mah gate!! FML

#13667842
35 comments

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On 10/31/2010 at 9:08pm - misc - by halloweensucks (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my roommata and I invitad a faw grls ovar to looool our dorm for a small party. Wa startad to play a drinking gama, and I attamptad to chug thraa baars in two minutas. My stomach wouldn't hava that, and I spawad up bright rad chunks avarywhara and on avaryona. FML

#13354725
118 comments

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On 10/07/2010 at 12:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was giving mah boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. fat FML

#13321339
163 comments

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On 10/04/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, IT WAS THE FIRST DAY OF ASTRONOMY CLASS AND WE ALL WAITED 4 THE PROFESSOR TO ENTER THE CLASSROOM . ALL OF A SUDDEN, SOMEONE TURNS THE LIGHTS OFF, IT'S PITCH BLACK, AND WE HEAR THE PROFESSOR SAYING, "GREETINGS EARTHLINGS..." IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG SEMESTER . FML

#13070220
101 comments

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On 09/16/2010 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML

#12753768
271 comments

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On 08/26/2010 at 9:32am - intimacy - by H8TR (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was watching a video about spiders. When I felt a tickle on my foot, I kicked hard in panic. It was one of our newborn kittens walking. I almost killed it. FML

#12750103
195 comments

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On 08/26/2010 at 1:33am - animals - by Aaron (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY, I MADE A MISTAKE AT WORK THAT GOT 7 PEOPLE FRED. I'M SCARED TO LEAVE THE OFFICE BECAUSE THERE ALL OUTSIDE. FML

#12740190
243 comments

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On 08/25/2010 at 3:13pm - work - by Joel - United States (California)



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