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  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 June 1987 (24 years)
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Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

#18811640 (158)

I agree, your life sucks (12178) - you deserved it (1070)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:24am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML

#16378001 (343)

I agree, your life sucks (32193) - you deserved it (12716)

On 05/27/2011 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by valerie - United States (Texas)

Today, I threw a surprise birthday party for my 3 year old. There was music, snacks and lots of toys. My 3 year old is a cat. FML

#16231154 (226)

I agree, your life sucks (9395) - you deserved it (31260)

On 05/17/2011 at 11:04pm - animals - by kaileigh10 -

Today, I had to make up a boyfriend to stop my lesbian roommate coming onto me. FML

#14021682 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (23521) - you deserved it (4501)

On 11/29/2010 at 7:39am - intimacy - by katelouise2102 - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, I told my mom that I wanted professional head-shots done for Christmas. When asked why, I said "I want to submit them to a modeling agency." My mom exchanged looks with my sister before laughing so hard that she wet herself. FML

#14019347 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (18636) - you deserved it (4572)

On 11/29/2010 at 1:01am - misc - by brandiboobarry -

Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML

#13841741 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (38308) - you deserved it (1624)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend came over with a broken engraved bracelet that I paid 50 dollars for. I was so angry but when I stated "I am going to call them and get a new one!" my boyfriend said back to me "No it's okay, I didn't really like it anyways." It was for our 2 year anniversary. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12301) - you deserved it (10051)

On 11/14/2010 at 3:46am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, there was an animal rummaging around in my trashcan, so I kicked the trashcan to see what it was. The fox then chased me for three blocks to find out what I was. FML

#13781812 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (6543) - you deserved it (16176)

On 11/09/2010 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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