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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 April 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my girlfriend of 3 months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31978) - you deserved it (2182)

On 10/08/2012 at 2:36pm - love - by jack - United States (Illinois)

Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21939) - you deserved it (17943)

On 09/16/2010 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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