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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 439
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DirtyvonZoe32 : Alright let's get to it there is 3 reasons why you clicked on my profile these 3 reasons are
1 you think I look good and wanted to " check me out" (well let me tell you something I wheel everyone I mean everyone hint hint wink wink nudge nudge).
2 I made some sweet ass comment and you wanted to have your ways with me, go ahead see if I care.
3 your just a plain stalker ( ps get out!)
So if you aren't any of these wonderful reasons let me know, oh and about me I like sports rugby is my game, I love to talk ( yet another hint hint wink wink nudge nudge).

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I dated smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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