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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 January 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 423
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DirtyPicture : I'm Kat :) I'm one chill female . See no drama . Hear no bullshit . Inhale good shit, Exhale bullshit

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Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML

#15898424
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I agree, your life sucks (22844) - you deserved it (2465)

On 04/23/2011 at 2:33pm - misc - by wet (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32267) - you deserved it (22786)

On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States

Today, I was listening to my son's teacher gossip about students whilst in the grocery store. I was thrilled when she described my son as "A model student". However, she then went on to say, "Which is surprising considering that his parents are trailer trash." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40520) - you deserved it (7631)

On 04/23/2011 at 5:26am - kids - by kindgartin (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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