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DippinGrizzly907

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DippinGrizzly907

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 August 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10753
  • Number of comments : 125
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DippinGrizzly907 : I doubt many of you will read this but for those interested, here ya go.

My name is Tanner. I was born and raised in the boondocks of Alaska. I'm a Redneck and damn proud of it. I'm a commercial fisherman. I fish salmon up in Alaska over the summer and squid when I'm down home in California. My interests and hobbies include: hunting, fishing, off roading, drinking, golfing, video games (love MMORPGS/RPGS), reading, and listening to music.

Wanna know more or just want to talk with me and maybe make a new friend? Feel free to message me :)

Save a horse, Ride a cowboy

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DippinGrizzly907's favorite FMLs

Today, I visited my son at his university accommodations and noticed he's clearly never cleaned it since he moved in two years ago. I tried cleaning it myself, but gave up entirely when I found what looked like mushrooms growing out of an old takeout container. FML

#21524464
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7776) - you deserved it (826)

On 02/09/2016 at 4:35pm - kids - by Pauline (woman) - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML

#21524337
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14198) - you deserved it (2589)

On 02/09/2016 at 6:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my now ex-boyfriend accused me of wanting to screw his 11-year-old brother, all because I expressed interest in going to his birthday party. FML

#21523204
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18945) - you deserved it (1311)

On 02/05/2016 at 9:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband's lap instead of mine. FML

#21516140
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20965) - you deserved it (2475)

On 01/17/2016 at 3:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my father told me he hasn't brushed his teeth for 30 years: he just wipes them with paper towels. I don't know whether to be horribly disgusted, or horribly jealous that he has never gotten a cavity. FML

#21510172
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19758) - you deserved it (1422)

On 01/01/2016 at 11:23am - misc - by Mewsmash (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML

#21509769
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24314) - you deserved it (1489)

On 12/31/2015 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I'm spending Christmas Eve at the hospital. Why? Because when I blew my nose, a ball of flesh connected to a tendril of skin shot out, and it wouldn't go back up. FML

#21507325
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20574) - you deserved it (1374)

On 12/24/2015 at 2:01pm - health - by yek (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML

#21504324
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24540) - you deserved it (1676)

On 12/16/2015 at 3:56am - love - by sothatsano - United States (Washington)

Today, my sister finally came home from the hospital with my new baby nephew. When I got a chance to hold him, my mother mentioned that he looked a lot like me when I was a baby. My sister started crying. FML

#21504149
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20954) - you deserved it (1550)

On 12/15/2015 at 7:32pm - misc - by hi_im_ughlee (woman) -

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Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. He came. A lot. I doubt I'll remember it as anything other than, "The day I found out what sneezing semen feels like." FML

#21499606
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23430) - you deserved it (3462)

On 12/03/2015 at 7:52am - intimacy - by snortingspunk (woman) - South Africa

Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in his mouth and asked, "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush, are you?" FML

#21497006
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23035) - you deserved it (1483)

On 11/26/2015 at 10:20am - misc - by WellGroomed (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish rereading my set work for my English exam. I managed to finish earlier than expected and decided to get some sleep. I then promptly slept through my alarm and missed my exam. FML

#21496549
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22086) - you deserved it (4668)

On 11/25/2015 at 1:57am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, while changing my daughter's diaper, I lifted up her butt to wipe her, which coincidentally caused her to fart. I hadn't wiped her yet so the force of air caused poop to fly at me at high speed, landing on my chest and face. My husband burst out laughing, saying, "You've been ass-blasted!" FML

#21496534
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25524) - you deserved it (2650)

On 11/25/2015 at 1:00am - kids - by coolest_mom (woman) -

Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

#21494906
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21246) - you deserved it (3218)

On 11/20/2015 at 4:25pm - misc - by brokeasscollegelife (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friend and I were having a casual discussion about sex. Blowjobs came up and my friend said she'd never dared to give one, arguing that swallowing sperm can make you pregnant. I then had to go on with a 30 minute argument with her on how that's not possible. She's 26. FML

#21494508
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25954) - you deserved it (2030)

On 11/19/2015 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by LilPie - United States (Pennsylvania)



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